The Obamacare MASH (Sung to The monster MASH)
the Obamacare MASH
I was sitting in my lab late one night
trying to log onto the obamacare sight
When my eyes beheld an eery site
Try again tomorrow it said, to my surprise
Obamacare
I want my Obamacare
Obamacare
I'm pulling out all my hair
Obamacare
I surf the site in my underwear
Obamacare
I still cant log onto there
They tell me to try again tomorrow night
In the wee hours of the mornings light
When the traffic is down, thats my best chance
When I get healthcare I will put on my pants
Obamacare
Is this site at all secure
Obamacare
How much more can I endure
Obamacare
It takes lots of nerve
Obamacare
But Almost 6 have been served
My health cares been cancelled, like my favorite game
Obamas still playing the who's to blame game
I have to get my meds, or else I cant function
And suffer all day from erectile dysfunction
Obamacare
No wood for me
Obamacare
No food stamps either, just wait and see
Obamacare
My girls threatened to leave me too
Obamacare
What the heck is a guy to do